 | Tuesday, June 30, 2009, 10:46 PM |
i have a wonderful mom.
a mom who brings her friend up for a game many games of mahjong when her kid's having her mid year exam.
right from the beginning, which was YESTERDAY, i objected to the idea of playing mahjong. true enough. after playing mahjong, i didn't only lose valuable time for revision. i lost money too.
yeah. i told her "exam supposed to du shu what. du shu du shu, of course shu lah!"
her reply: "stop being so superstitious."
her comment ytd and today: "aiyo. zha hu very suay one."
wow. her change in attitude was rather fast, isn't it? one minute ago she was all for it about superstitious (because she lost.) and the next minute, she's gonna advise me to not be so superstitious (cause she recouped her losses. )
honestly speaking, when i received her msg ytd, my first and immediate reaction was: "what the fuck." i seldom speak vulgarities. so you can understand the impact of it on me.
don't speak about rejecting the idea. in this household, im just a table (and you realise that a table has no mouth to speak of.) and the owner can just bring along her friends on any day (inclusive of days in exam period of the table) and play mahjong / depriving the table of studying.
don't argue about me not studying with the little time i have left. i study only when i feel like it. and at times when i wanna study, my my considerate and loving mom brings along her friend and drag me to the wrong table --- the mahjong table.
yesterday was yesterday. so let's talk about today.
today, after i boarded the bus, i checked my phone. yes, another "what the fuck."
after i reached home, i checked my phone again. yes. another one.
first was due to mahjong. second was due to me having to fetch genuine.
well. the whole idea of fetching her wasn't so bad at all during a normal day. but on this day, this idea sucks totally. after econ exam, i have no idea as to why do i felt so drained. i felt as if my life was being sucked out of me, leaving me dry and lifeless. then after i boarded the bus, wow, the first surprise of the day comes along. and the second came not too soon after.
afterwhich i fetched gen and made sure she ate finish her disgusting porridge. (yes, it was another considerate act of hers to cook porridge with spicy bittergourd with pork ribs and stir fry long beans. gen can't eat spicy food and she doesn't eat vegetables.) to make her eat her porridge, i had to eat up all those vegetables that i've added into her porridge earlier on, add soy sauce and add peanuts. yes, peanuts. then she stirred till it became mushy. and she had to eat them up.
i ate too. and strangely, i felt more drained after eating. it was as if my brain was burdened with a ton all of a sudden. so i took a "nap". i couldn't sleep at all. i just kept falling in and out of consciousness, listening to bits and pieces of my music (i plugged my ears and filled it with music but ben ten keeps harrassing me.) and ben ten's speeches.
then, mom came home. with the expected guest. so, already drained, i still have to accustom myself to their wtf-kind of request AGAIN, uh? yesterday was "ok" in the sense that i had already read up on econ to a small extent thanks to my notes. but today is NOT ok. during holiday, all those chinese stuff that i've read were out of my head the minute that they're in my ears. so much for revision.
well. we've played mahjong for around 3h yesterday and another 3 today. i've lost 6h of precious time which ic ould have watch ouran again, do revision or maple. and i lost approximately $14. (80% of my coin savings. so if mom makes good of her to-be-coming threaten by not giving us pocket money, i'll be out of coins, soon.)
anyway. just to fill you in, i was REALLY unlucky. 打什么摸什
么，可以到丢四章一样的牌为止。对，直到把我的
杠一一打掉为止。然后，以掀起牌，赢了。
二五九筒，一四八万，三六九索，东南西，百般红中。
然后，等到三家都在听牌时，哈！我的牌会变成：
一一二三筒，二四六八万，一三五六九索。
别说打一筒。别问我为什么打掉一万。是打一万，
来二万的。然后整整三个钟头就是这样。要么二
四六八，要么一三五七九，要么三六九。最糟的
是，永远等不到卡隆。（e.g: 二四万等三万）
别说“既然吃不到，摸不到，就等碰！”我尝试过
了。四个对对，全被三家扣。胡屁啦。
基本上，打什么来什么，拆什么，来什么，碰不
到，吃不到。就算碰到，吃到，也不会赢。（会剩
下那种“三七万”的牌来气死你。）
统的来说，是屁胡也赢不了。
既然这么背了，就给它背到底。拿本大黄书出
来。反正都差不多输完储蓄了，干脆输到完算
了。然后把那储蓄箱扔了。也许，用储蓄来玩是
背的？！（放屁。）
算了。储蓄用完了。老妈似乎这星期打算就“这么
忘了”给零用钱。还是明天去提款机提钱的好。然
后去吃一顿。输了那么多，需要些心灵安慰什么
的才行。（真的，我从来没输过那么多。以向来都
是maria在输。可这时候她不懂走什么狗屎运，幸
到半死。而我呢大部分最多输个几块钱（少于
十）。）
而麻将呢，一向都跟我的八字很合；最终就算没
赢，也不会输。也许……那客人克我也说不定。（每
次她一来，不管是大老二，二十一点还是麻将都
会输。）
oh ya. today, mom went fortune telling. he said i was a tailor in my past life. and maria's a butcher/chicken-slaying (kills every kind of poultry and pigs etc) well, it suits her to a T. cruel and blood-thirsty and stupid. (u don't need brains to kill chickens and pigs, do you?)
he also said that i can't get in contact with rain and she must minimize contact with sun. (obvious. i knew that long ago but i still love to get into the rain at the expense of health. rain is just pure fun. rain is like heaven.) and and win liao lor. she? minimise contact with sun? yeah, and she'll push all her errands to me. and i'll give her a look that says "what do you tink? you tink i'll do it? my business or your business?" (and in fact, i have to do it. i just gave her the look in the hope that she doesn't realise this fact and goes off to do that errand.)
okays. im feeling better.
byes.
